Description

Every shaky line at a wedding comes with a cost. It first asks who you are, what style the wedding has, and what real details you share with the couple. Then it gives you two versions of a speech you can read aloud: one dependable (appropriate even with elders and leaders present), and one humorous (for younger crowds). Each version includes the word count, estimated speaking time, and suggested pauses, plus in-the-moment tips: where to pause, who to look at, and what to do if you start to tear up. Ground rules: no vulgar jokes about exes, bodies, or income, and no made-up details. Suitable for anyone who needs to speak at a wedding but does not know what to say.